Valheim Player Turns Ocean Into Giant Trampoline

Can we ever really get to know the nature of the sea? Primitive creatures lurk in their depths. It is powered through space. We still do I don’t understand how eels reproduce. In Valheim, however, it’s a little easier: the ocean is a trampoline.

On the Valheim subreddit, a gamer named HotGuuuuu recently revealed the fruits of several days of work: A gigantic ramp that defies gravity It took an absurdly long time to assemble at all with the help of cheats. To christen the ramp, HotGuuuuu brought out a boat at the top and flew down the side of a mountain.

The inevitable result of that Godzilla-sized shot of a high school physics experiment was, of course, a collision with the ocean. And in fact, HotGuuuuu’s vessel finally made it to sea – at several hundred miles an hour. This caused the boat to leap several hundred meters into the sky and at that point fall from end to end until its journey finally ended in the branches of a forest.

Questions remain about the results of HotGuuuuu. Did the boat ricochet off the sea itself or did it make contact with the bottom of the shallows so quickly that it just seemed to ping from the surface of the sea? Where is the trampoline in the great superhero sandwich of particles and collisions that is the universe? We may never know. All I can say for sure is that the boat ricocheted, and for me that is proof enough that the trampoline exists.

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